God of the sea, as well as an ever-angry and vengeful grudge-holder. He’s the one who forces Odysseus to wander the sea for nearly twenty years, all because the man stabbed his son’s eye out and made a big stinkin’ deal about it afterwards.

Poseidon, god of the sea, has some anger management issues. Sometimes he is super placid and calm, but other times he is about as angry and vengeful as it gets. We suppose this personality makes a lot of sense for the god of the ocean; sometimes its waters are calm, and other times they send waves crashing. If you make Poseidon mad, he won’t hesitate to send storms, floods, and earthquakes out to get you. Like his brother Zeus, Poseidon is a famous womanizer. He is married to the sea goddess, Amphitrite, but that doesn’t stop him from sleeping with everybody in sight.

Basic Information

Name Poseidon
Sex Male
Current city Mount Olympus

Work & Education

Occupation God of the Sea (all water, really)
God of Earthquakes

Family & Friends (& Enemies)

Parents Cronus, Rhea
Siblings Zeus, Hades, Hera, Demeter, Hestia
Children Triton, Rhode, Theseus, Pelias, Neleus, Orion, Hippothoon, Nauplius, Arion, Chrysaor, Pegasus, Polyphemus, Alebion, Bergion, Otos, Ephialtae, and many more…
Friends My brothers Zeus and Hades (when they don’t tick me off)
Enemies The entire city of Troy


Relationship status Married to Amphitrite
It’s complicated with Medusa
Interested in I’m not picky.


Quotations “How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.”
– Arthur C. Clarke”Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.”
– Stephen Wright

“Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams – they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do – they all contain truths.”
– Muhammad Ali

“Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.”
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Even the sturgeon an’ the ray
They get the urge ‘n’ start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea”
– Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

Activities & Interests

Likes Tridents
Activities Underwater horseback riding
Swimming (It’s basically all I do.)
Using my trident to point at things
Fathering children
Interests Marine biology
Underwater archaeology
Groups Gods of Olympus
The Hottest Gods of Mount Olympus
People who always have their name
Gods Against Water Pollution
Titan War Vets

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